Hey...I sorta came back.

Now that I look at it, i think I really needed that hiatus. I look at the stuff I posted a year ago and think "Gad, why did I think that looked like anything other than crap?"

Although I am certain that my current pieces will inevitably fall into this category as well, I at least think they're decent enough at the moment. I also have grown quite a bit in common sense. I find that I used to have problems of writing really stupid sentences back in the day. Now my comments shall remain refined and well thought out, as opposed to poorly coordinated attempts at "leet" speak, if I could even call it that. No more are the days of irrelevant additions to words such as "zors" or "z's." I have never, nor will I ever arbitrarily alternate the cases of letters outside the boundaries of grammar, or replace letters with numerals at random.

"Coolzorz" is dead.
"hardcorz" is gone.
My pathetic tries at controlled internet slang only made me a fool.

Now I rise from the ashes of destruction with even greater minions. The Earth trembles, the sky is torn asunder, and a rain of volatile acid cleanses the landscape before me of all my past blunders in speech, art, and literature. I am renewed as a phoenix from an inferno, and Lyndon B. Johnson stands at my side.